“VH1 is the nation’s No. 1 enabler, a cable channel that specializes in exposing and exploiting celebrities and whose drug of choice is impaired behavior. The E! network put Anna Nicole Smith on camera, but VH1 was home to ‘Hey Paula’…”

bravo, alessandra! no, i’m not cheering for you, “hey paula” was on bravo. oh well, it makes sense that a critic who doesn’t like or understand reality television shows wouldn’t know on which channels they appear. yeah, check that best of the year list, in which she takes such a rigid position in this post writers-strike cultural binary (either television is scripted and wonderful or absolute reality trash) that she won’t even consider reality shows for her list, that the closest she comes to one of them is “jeopardy,” about which she says,

“At a time when reality competitions and knowledge-free nighttime game shows threaten to dominate the airwaves, this decades-old syndicated quiz show is still unbeatable.”

um, ok. like i said, this mistake makes sense for someone who seems to prefer engaging with “law and order” reruns (many links to come) instead of with the dominant paradigm of contemporary television, which, by the way, if you like it, probably says something awful about your personality (except she barely mentions reality TV shows in that article, so I guess nobody watches them, right?). really, i’m just happy she’s deigned to review a reality show at all. bravo, alessandra, for reals.

(god i am really not a mean person, i swear, i’m sorry, is this bad karma, is some anvil going to fall on me on my way to work? i am blocked right now, will this make me more blocked? i make mistakes all the time, do they make me a bad person who deserves to be bitterly criticized? maybe i could write a sympathetic fan fiction piece in which alessandra stanley enters the world of “law and order:svu” and drinks steaming black coffee from styrofoam cups and tackles perps down onto the concrete, her badge shining in the sun. maybe that would make me feel better about being such an asshole. coming soon.)

nick denton sucks

January 3, 2008

so, absolutely no reason to read that ever again.  oh well, at least he didn’t fuck with jezebel.

p.s. that actual real post thing is coming soon, really, i hope this weekend.  sorry, living in a foreign country is a lot harder than i thought.